Friday, 29 January 2010

Rainbow Solitaire

It's the weekly sorting of the oil pastels during Art Class Season!
TwinB has been in Kitimat for the past three weeks, serving time as my assistant; she was supposed to stay for 2 or 3 months but somehow landed a job with L'Arche in Calgary as a relief worker so will be flying back tomorrow. I may be in denial because I haven't approached anyone to replace her just yet. Hmmph. *pout*
So. That's where we are at the moment.

Wednesday, 20 January 2010

About...82% Fun

According to TwinB one can measure how much fun was had by how wet the socks are.
We went on a one hour hike through ice, slush,water and snow. Buddy Alanna and I have Kitimat appropriate water proof boots but TwinB was in her Calgary-it-never-rains-in-winter footwear. Not that it matters...she's been embraced by mist once again.

Monday, 18 January 2010

Waterworld

What could possibly be more magical than fording an icy puddle round about 4 o'clock on a January afternoon? The young guy in the library informed me that this was an improvement over its condition before the snow plow came by.
I want winter to come back.

Thursday, 7 January 2010

Care of The Cat...or...What Can Be Misconstrued As A Possible Suicide Note

1. Talk to her lots.
2. Give Kitty her space.
3. Beat on her and maul her but if she whines at you or tries to escape, stop immediately.
4. Scritch her bum.
5. She likes to play from a distance...i.e. from under or on top of something.
6. Verbally acknowledge her when she 'bitches'. Ask her "what?" or "what's your problem?"
then check her food.
7. Give her kisses.
8. Continue talking to her lots.
*KITTY IS NOT A TOY*
Ask not what Kitty can do for you but what you can do for your Kitty.

These are some of the instructions that TwinB has left for TwinA to ensure good treatment of Violet while she's back here for the next 2-3 months but somehow 'A wasn't aware that 'B had made the decision to come home even though she'd been complaining to me about 'B's increasing Scatterbrain status.
TwinB was absent when her sister found the list so her first thought was that she was holding a very oblique yet practical suicide note.
Fortunately I phoned shortly following this and clarified the situation, so we're all on the same page now.

Friday, 1 January 2010

The Final Sun of '09

...fizzles out over Farwest Buslines.
Good riddance to a year filled with tragedies and uncertainty.
The highs just weren't high enough to balance the lows.
Here's hoping for a better year and decade.

Thursday, 31 December 2009

New Year's Eve Make-up

I opened a photo attachment titled 'New Year's make-up' from my TwinA anticipating seeing her lovely face in glittery gorgeousity and instead found this. When I called and informed her that a bloody zombie foot was about the last thing I would have expected she remarked that my expectations were...wierd. *sigh*
Guess she's right. I know how she loves to amuse herself by applying her mad make-up skillz to depict realistic gore.
TwinB said it was something to behold in person.

A severe cold front has swept over Calgary resulting in temperatures of 'minus stupid' in TwinA's opinion so I hope they'll stay warm in their travels and have a safe evening.
I fervently hope that all the young people of Canada manage to stay alive tonight and avoid death by exposure - happened to too many last year.

Sunday, 27 December 2009

ChristmasWhine09

This is darn near the greenest tree that one could ever have. We drove 10 minutes out of town and plucked it from beside a logging road. Might be hard to believe but this is after the husband performed 'The Fort Nelson Fill-in' on it. (drill some holes in the trunk and peg in extra branches... in Fort Nelson it's required for every single tree, hence the name I've given that procedure)
Christmas proved to be as quiet as this tree is sparse. The husband had to work day shift so I had dinner ready for him and a brother-in-law, with pool in the basement following.
Talked to some relatives throughout the day...Brother#3 is seething with internally generated fury that I'm afraid could land him in serious trouble. Tried to convince him that medical intervention is absolutely crucial and directed him to my favorite bipolar website created by a psychiatrist in Oregon. Had a chat with my parents who were visiting Brother#5 in Powell River and then a 10 - 15 talk with that same brother and oddly the subject of the painting I've just given him and his wife didn't come up. Not a peep*. I contacted Brother#2 on Boxing Day and had a good conversation. He thought he was experiencing depression over the last 18 months but it seems a lot more likely that it was caregiver burn-out from hovering over his wife who has been in and out of Riverview. I sincerely hope they will experience a smooth stretch from now on.
Not sure what Twinb's status really is right now. She's been experiencing some workplace problems that would have been hard for the even-keeled individual. 3 more shifts and perhaps she will be allowed to transfer to a different location...and if not I got me a dandy assistant for the art classes starting in January.

Here's to just chillin'...cheers...

*Dec.29 - gotta take that back now because he didn't realize I was giving them the painting. He phoned today and we got it sorted out. *whew!*